Sunday, November 8, 2009

An apology to Seth McFarlane

Our great Weeder is supposed to be cavorting right now with the devotees children but in his munificence would like to extend a penis felt apology to Seth McFarlane.

Not to be confused with a line of toys which our Dear Leader loves and uses to lure children to turn their backsides to him, Mr. McFarlane is an animator and creator of 'Family Guy'.

For the longest time on those evenings when the hookah has been stuffed with the finest green of Kerala it is awesome to spaz out with a few farm animals and children while watching cartoons. The young ones like them too.

Disney is just too gay these days so we turned to more adult entertainment.

It is obvious that Our dear Seeder had a major partiality to Southpark as it based around young children. Furthermore, there are scenes where hamsters are accommodated into homosexual people's poop chutes. Our Leader approved immensely. How he approved we cannot say right now as you may think it to be obscene. However, the defect is in you and not our Dear Pleader.

Southpark has conducted wars on Family Guy in particular accusing it of being written by sea animals. Immediately, we decided to start watching Family Guy as you know, we like animals. Very much.

We have concluded that the character of Stewie Griffin and Brian the dog are so brilliant that the obvious plagiarism of the Simpsons seems a lesser charge. Furthermore, the awesome manner in which the usual tropes of science fiction are manipulated within the situational context is fucking good. Fig jam. Fucking I'm Good. Just Ask Me. Fig Jam. Remember that.

Whatever happened to our favourite politician Priya Ranjan Das Munshi?

Sadly, he is deeply ill and in a coma. Luckily for us he has managed to rise to occasion by retaining his position as the President of the Indian Football Federation.

We would like to say on behalf of our Leader who approves with glazed eyes and a fall off his throne that it apt that the President of AIFF should be a man in coma. If that is symbolic of Indian sport we don't know what is.

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