Our esteemed Director (he owns a Maruti Esteem), swift thinker (i think you're getz-ing it), omnivanous eater, with great altottitude, gypsy spirited, having sex 4 times a week at least and so on..
has decided to covert this blog into one for self-help. this is divinely inspired idea and has no resemblance to suhel seth's blog in the Telegraph (we are so pathetic we don't where that was stolen from) Sunday magazine.
Here goes:
Q: Dear Director,
My mother meant everything to me. A few years ago she was killed in a massive train accident. She was so badly injured that we had to identity her by her jewelery. Her mangled corpse haunts me in my sleep. What can I do for closure?
A: Please. This is hardly a problem young fool. Surely you would have received Rs. 2 lakh compensation from the Indian Railways. Buy a top of the line European cycle with that money as it will be hard to get anything else top of the line with that money and enjoy.
In the future, please do not waste our precious leaders time with such inane queries.
Farewell Sir
1 day ago
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