Ban the M's

After relentless bomb blasts in Bangalore and Ahmedabad, our Dear Leader and Weirder-than-thou Director has issued the following statement:

'Please do not panic. We feel that the Rs. 25,000 compensation that the Government will provide to those injured or dead is more than fair reparation for the losses suffered due to the complete failure to protect society from criminals. Take the money and if you don't want it, please donate it to charitable organizations such as, just to mention one off-hand, the Center of the Weird Side.

Terrorism a horrible thing. It is going to destroy society. Not AIDS. Not drugs. Not global warming. Not appropriation of the State by vested interests. It's the goddam Maoists and Muslims. Curses and a pox on them!

To counter the situation we demand that all things with M be BANNED:

Munna bhai. Mangoes. Ma. Moustaches. Monkeys. Mandira Bedi. Mogambo. Mocambo. Mauritians. Money hai to honey hai. Marutis. And so on.

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE SOCIETY!'

End of the statement.