chocopie scam

The Center of the Weird Side has a most important announcement for its millions of readers worldwide.

Our researchers have toiled night and day- the result is astounding as well as it is astonishing. The have dug out a deep rooted conspiracy. Something so large .. so overwhelming that not just the the mind boggles.. it woggles foggles and soggles as well.

What you are about to hear might change your life forever.. so be calm.. be composed.. children and elder citizens and those with heart conditions are advised use discretion while continuing to read.

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The Lotto Chocopie is a big scam. Yes ladies and gentlemen this is a fact. It may be a truth too harsh to contemplate. You may bite your finger and curse at this terrible turn of events. but it is only too true.

On the cover a marshmallow center is not just promised there is a long standing convention of one actually being present.

The promised Marshmallow Center

Now suddenly over the past few months there is no marshmallow at the center. Instead there is a thin layer of a somewhat-brown caramel. It's horrible.

This is greatest form of treachery. be careful of it. you have been warned.