No cooking

The Director/President for Life,Foremost intellectual/Purveyor of purveyors/ Most wonderful/ Very nice, CENTER OF THE WEIRD SIDE, has studied the sudden rise in homosexuality and has found the following reasons to be fuelling it:

1. Mayawati

2. "No Reservations" - a movie which involves fine dining, a male opera affectioniado pasta chef and the rehabilitation of a child who has just lost her mother. catherine zeta jones' dress is not shredded by Zorro at any point during the movie even though knives are brandished. lame.

3. The Ponds Ad (upon male taking sudden interest serving a meal due to improved complexion of beau... do you accept cards? only if it says" i..love.. you")

So we a see the vicious cycle of reservation and cooking behind this pandemic.

The youth in Uttar Pradesh and its adjunct areas are advised to surround themsleves with pictures of Madhuri Dixit in a backless choli or later-day Govinda posters. Furthermore, men are advised under no circumstances to do any cooking and if cooking must be done, then to do some macho testosterone boosting activities like B-B-Qing or carrying away the neighbour's wife and enslaving her to do the household chores.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!