nudity across the border

As an Indian, one has been used to strange demands being made by Pakistanis.

But I can't imagine why they want General Pervez Musharaff to take off his clothes.

This is more strange because leading the chorus is Benazir Bhutto. Now here is a head covering women of great nobility and wisdom. Surely, she would have a better sense of propriety.

But because i am a psuedo-intellectual i will give the Pakistani's the benefit of doubt.

surely public disrobing is an acceptable practice there. perhaps done with great skill and enjoyed by the elite of society. Like Japanese Geisha or American strippers, perhaps their Army Staff disrobe as a sign of great wisdom and sensibility once they've one patiala peg too many.

In Asswipe College, when the Pakistani guys visited, the things that went as women, used to just lose it. All morality. All decency. You feel bad watching a woman degrade herself like that. Like decent old American gentlemen who are assaulted by Briney Spears in their media. They would shake their heads and say - is this why i fought Hitler?

Similarly, you shake your head and say it this why i support the BCCI team (the only sacrifice the modern indian boy makes for his country)? The girl-thingy's -They drool. They stalk. They hound. Just because they're pink and dress well is no excuse. Shameful!

Moving on and not mentioning what happened when Deepika Paudokone visited during the fest fashion show representing Mount Carmel College we return the point of the appeal of the Pakistani male.

Also watching several rape scenes in Hindi movies i know that when people sometimes want your clothes to come off, that has a tendency of happening. So i would advise General Pervez Musharaff that his uniform is coming down, one way or the other. to minimize the damage, i advise the following:

1. Hit the gym. stay off the biryani and whisky. lean tissue and fat-cutting supplements only.
2. get a brazillian
3. invest in a good pair of undies. the white banded boxers are in. calven klien or tommy hilifiger.

at least the damage to the viewer will be less.