sliced bread

A few weeks ago i visted my Dealer so i have not been able to blog for sometime..

I find that since the most important news in that period has been Sanjay Dutt being jailed, Cash has been released, Indian won a Test match and Himesh Bhai appeared on Koffee with Karan.

Moving on from the topic of Koffee with Karan Kap.. er.. cap.. that was presented to Himesh Bhai on the show.. i would like to blog on sliced bread.

Now we all know that sliced bread is a wonderful intervention that has changed everyone's lives. But it has an unfortunate victim. A minorty known as the side slice.

There are only two side slices in loaf of bread and they are highly persecuted. Most people dont want anything to do with them. The are kept for servants or dogs and in some families even dogs give the side slice a wide berth. Some servants take the side slice home for their dogs.

I want to know - what harm has the side slice done anyone in society? Yes, some people have choked to death on side slices and some people have got diarrhea but that was either because the bread was bad and people choke on all kinds of food. why blame the side slice?

well.. i have adopted the side slice. Despite my mother's entreaties not to ..i now ask for it and make sure it is never kept for the servants. My friends laugh at me. They say that i am compromising taste for principles. that the crust sucks ass. But do i care? i dont.

i would ask you too to love the side slice. the crust is an essential part of the bread. it may be different and it may be brown but please.. try to love the side slice. eat half if that's all you can manage but at least try to eat it.

In other news, the simpsons movie will not be released in calcutta.

D'oh!