This blog.. no.. epistle of electronic awesomeness..no.. electronic scripture.. good..but not there yet.. hol-e-book.. or whatever.. has been on and off.. like our Great Leader's penchant for butterscotch ice cream..on little children or goat nipples. Goat nipples are of course called udders.
As you can be aware such a rich epistemology or in simple layman's terms, awesomeness, cannot be unrequited for too long. Our Father figure and ass abuser (though the donkeys don't mind it so much) has decreed this morning, that this blog be resurrected.
Ha! You may say. Ha!
Resurrections is not possible. Life is a form of fire and once a fire is extinguished it cannot be reignited. It is like a flatulence that once passed cannot be recollected and liquified as cooking gas. We can assure you that this is simply not possible. We have tried.
However, sometimes a fart can be ignited. There are videos on youtube that document the same. In exactly the same way, a person can be resurrected. In exactly the same way. Like Jesus was. Or Batman after Superman allegedly killed him. Or the person who we can't name (PW2CN) will be judgement day.
Heck, everyone will be resurrected on judgement day. There's also supposed to be a lot of fire. Don't say Our Clairvoyant Casanova didn't tell you the source of all that energy.
So resurrection is like lighting a fart. That's the teaching point of this epistle of elephantine electronic empathy.
More later.. but did you know?
Pythagorus (who is said to have invented geometry) invented a religion who's central edict was not to eat beans? Some interesting explanations here. And here.
Another tenet of the religion was the belief in the transmutation of the soul, in simpler words, reincarnation. Or, in even more simple words, lighting someone else's fart.
Our Dear Leader signals his approval for this message. Sniff. Sniff. What's that smell?